Placeholder words and stuff

Aug 19

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Aug 19

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

Aug 19
t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)
Lynx footsies are mostly floof


He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)

Lynx footsies are mostly floof

image

He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

Aug 18

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

Aug 18

f-premaur:

Good morning, everyone ! Did you all rest well ₍₍ ᕕ(´ ω` )ᕗ⁾⁾ ♡ ?

Aug 18

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

Aug 18

tink-aka-disnerd:

chandeliho:

No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.

You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.

You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic.
But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.

Fuck you.
Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.

If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.

Aug 18

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

Aug 16

thefrogman:

Smilin’ Pitbull Rescue [website]

Aug 16

scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family

Aug 16

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Aug 16

heylaurak:

michaelmidnight:

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

Aug 16
sixpenceee:

babyangelcastiel:

sixpenceee:

I have no idea where this is from and what it’s referencing to. I found this on a random thread. 

whispers ‘why’

whispers back ‘i wish i knew’

sixpenceee:

babyangelcastiel:

sixpenceee:

I have no idea where this is from and what it’s referencing to. I found this on a random thread. 

whispers ‘why’

whispers back ‘i wish i knew’

Aug 16

worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

Aug 16
ifuckingwonder:

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

the reach out for more at the end

ifuckingwonder:

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

the reach out for more at the end