australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming
australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.